OMG-this was so incredibly funny! I'm sitting here laughing out loud at this! I could picture the two of them,with Bruce lecturing "Dick" and Batman saying things like "we face death together,every week." This was one of my favorite parts: "I wished that we could have a week where we weren’t strapped to a conveyer belt with a buzzsaw at the end of it, or dangled over a tank of piranhas, or locked in a room hearing a constant hissing sound as mysterious vapors poured out of the ventilation system." Thank you for making me laugh!