cmk418 | Dear beloved Blackhawks...

What the FUCK was that? I mean, seriously, guys, for fuck's sake, nobody can get their heads out of their asses long enough to realize that maybe ONE FUCKING POINT would have gotten you to the playoffs without having to wait around for Dallas to screw things up for themselves tonight.

Honestly, Dallas deserves to be there.

Hell, even the Blues deserve to be there and if it wasn't for shitty luck with the injuries, they would be.

Anyway, even if you make it, I don't think Bobby Lu is going to have the same fear in his heart based on your craptastically uneven play all season long.

To Seabs and Sharpie, enjoy your ~~summer vacation~~couple of days before Vancouver.

The rest of you, I hope this gives you enough time to contemplate the error of your ways and correct them.

Not really happy with you lot right now,
Cat aka The Road Mama

ETA: Stunned by the current turn of events, but still not overly hopeful. If any Dallas fans want to add their own rants in comments, feel free.