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Complete crackfic
Dec. 28th, 2015 06:39 pmI'm trying to bust through a little light writer's block so I was going through some old prompting posts I'd saved & found one from Small Fandom Fest 2009 for OZ which was "Beecher/Keller, your shirt". Here's what it generated. This is set after a Season 6 in which Keller lived and somehow managed to get out of prison and live happily ever after with Toby (see? crack!fic)
Keller wrapped his arms around Beecher, holding him close.
“It’s not fair,” Beecher said.
“I know, baby.”
“It’s one of those things where we were there from the beginning and it was good, right? It was good.”
“The beginning was good,” he said, pulling Beecher in for a kiss.
“And then all that shit went down and things fell apart.”
“Right.” Keller rolled his eyes.
“But, but, they were together. Finally. After all the shit they went through,” Beecher sniffed. “And they were together with the kissing and the making up and…” Beecher started sobbing again.
Keller handed him a tissue.
Beecher wiped his eyes. “I hate Joss Whedon.”
( If you don't get it )
Keller wrapped his arms around Beecher, holding him close.
“It’s not fair,” Beecher said.
“I know, baby.”
“It’s one of those things where we were there from the beginning and it was good, right? It was good.”
“The beginning was good,” he said, pulling Beecher in for a kiss.
“And then all that shit went down and things fell apart.”
“Right.” Keller rolled his eyes.
“But, but, they were together. Finally. After all the shit they went through,” Beecher sniffed. “And they were together with the kissing and the making up and…” Beecher started sobbing again.
Keller handed him a tissue.
Beecher wiped his eyes. “I hate Joss Whedon.”
( If you don't get it )
