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cmk418What are your ten worst films of all time? Anyone can play - just post your answer here as well as in your own LJ.
These may not be all-time baddies, but these were the first ten (or so) unwatchable films that came to mind (I've included explanations here for some, you don't need to do that)
Titanic - I was praying for the boat to sink
Tristan & Isolde - girl throws over Rufus Sewell for some pretty boy (window of disbelief does not raise that high)
Batman & Robin - Considering I snuck into the theater playing this, Schumacher owes me 2+ hours of my life
All Over the Guy - I can be in a relationship if I just work on it? Wow gee (F**k you where you stand, buddy). And who's your audience? Gay men? I seriously wanted to shoot myself after this film
Bowling for Columbine - I seriously wanted to purchase a gun just to shoot Michael Moore after watching this
Notting Hill - Forced to watch this mess.
Gerry - Van Sant has two guys wandering the desert for about 90 minutes (it felt longer). That's it. Two guys walking. Proof that even the masters make mistakes.
Full Frontal/Ocean's Twelve - Part two and three of the masters make mistakes series. This time it's Soderbergh's turn. Technically, Full Frontal is a deliberate mess, and as for Ocean's Twelve - the guys should never have left Vegas.
Adaptation/Shakespeare in Love - I'm Charlie Kaufman/I'm William Shakespeare. Have pity on me. (No.)
The Producers (the musical remake) - Some originals should never be tampered with.
Ooh, I forgot one - First Knight - From the moment Richard Gere (Lancelot) entered the palace and looked at the obviously round table and made the comment "The Round Table", I knew I was in trouble. It only got funnier after that (and I don't think it was meant to be a comedy).
These may not be all-time baddies, but these were the first ten (or so) unwatchable films that came to mind (I've included explanations here for some, you don't need to do that)
Titanic - I was praying for the boat to sink
Tristan & Isolde - girl throws over Rufus Sewell for some pretty boy (window of disbelief does not raise that high)
Batman & Robin - Considering I snuck into the theater playing this, Schumacher owes me 2+ hours of my life
All Over the Guy - I can be in a relationship if I just work on it? Wow gee (F**k you where you stand, buddy). And who's your audience? Gay men? I seriously wanted to shoot myself after this film
Bowling for Columbine - I seriously wanted to purchase a gun just to shoot Michael Moore after watching this
Notting Hill - Forced to watch this mess.
Gerry - Van Sant has two guys wandering the desert for about 90 minutes (it felt longer). That's it. Two guys walking. Proof that even the masters make mistakes.
Full Frontal/Ocean's Twelve - Part two and three of the masters make mistakes series. This time it's Soderbergh's turn. Technically, Full Frontal is a deliberate mess, and as for Ocean's Twelve - the guys should never have left Vegas.
Adaptation/Shakespeare in Love - I'm Charlie Kaufman/I'm William Shakespeare. Have pity on me. (No.)
The Producers (the musical remake) - Some originals should never be tampered with.
Ooh, I forgot one - First Knight - From the moment Richard Gere (Lancelot) entered the palace and looked at the obviously round table and made the comment "The Round Table", I knew I was in trouble. It only got funnier after that (and I don't think it was meant to be a comedy).
