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cmk418So this started with this drabble, originally written for ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
open_on_sunday. It takes place after the "Angel" episode "Dead End".
IF HONEY HAD A VOICE
“It’s a beautiful night.”
The problem with the ‘bots wasn’t the technology or the work itself, thought Warren, as he worked the blonde’s vocal controls. The problem was the clients.
“Are we getting closer?”
“Still not right.”
“What are you looking for?”
“Slow and sweet. Like if honey had a voice.”
Warren rolled his eyes and tapped a couple of keys. “This would be easier if you had her voice on tape.”
“It’s a beautiful night.”
“A notch lower and try the other phrase.” The client closed his eyes.
“Hello, Lindsey.”
Eyes still closed, Lindsey smiled and responded, “Hello, Darla.”
Ever since then, I've wanted to write something about the three of them taking a cross-country road trip, so I thought the microfic meme might be a fun way to get the ball rolling.
10 genres in 10 words or less. These are arranged chronologically (more or less).
UST
Warren watched Lindsey’s fingers drift over the bot.
First time
“You’ve got to apply the lube like so.”
Darla purrs.
h/c
“Vamp module. Sorry. Should have warned you about the fangs.
Angst (Warren)
After all I’ve done, he still misses the real Darla.
Humor (Warren & Lindsey)
“Twice?”
“Yep.”
“Gotta hand it to him.”
Lindsey glares.
“Sorry.”
Romance (Darla-bot & Lindsey)
“I made you something.”
“Microwave popcorn.”
“Butter-flavored.”
“My favorite.”
Crossover (Lindsey)
I’m not a thief. I don’t know an Eliot.
Action/Adventure (Lindsey & Warren)
“Who’s shooting at us?”
“How do I...? Just shoot back.”
Smut (Warren & Lindsey)
“She’s watching us.”
“Tell me it doesn’t turn you on.”
Crack!fic
“Wait a minute. She’s…?”
“I’m a real girl, Lindsey.”
open_on_sunday. It takes place after the "Angel" episode "Dead End".IF HONEY HAD A VOICE
“It’s a beautiful night.”
The problem with the ‘bots wasn’t the technology or the work itself, thought Warren, as he worked the blonde’s vocal controls. The problem was the clients.
“Are we getting closer?”
“Still not right.”
“What are you looking for?”
“Slow and sweet. Like if honey had a voice.”
Warren rolled his eyes and tapped a couple of keys. “This would be easier if you had her voice on tape.”
“It’s a beautiful night.”
“A notch lower and try the other phrase.” The client closed his eyes.
“Hello, Lindsey.”
Eyes still closed, Lindsey smiled and responded, “Hello, Darla.”
Ever since then, I've wanted to write something about the three of them taking a cross-country road trip, so I thought the microfic meme might be a fun way to get the ball rolling.
10 genres in 10 words or less. These are arranged chronologically (more or less).
UST
Warren watched Lindsey’s fingers drift over the bot.
First time
“You’ve got to apply the lube like so.”
Darla purrs.
h/c
“Vamp module. Sorry. Should have warned you about the fangs.
Angst (Warren)
After all I’ve done, he still misses the real Darla.
Humor (Warren & Lindsey)
“Twice?”
“Yep.”
“Gotta hand it to him.”
Lindsey glares.
“Sorry.”
Romance (Darla-bot & Lindsey)
“I made you something.”
“Microwave popcorn.”
“Butter-flavored.”
“My favorite.”
Crossover (Lindsey)
I’m not a thief. I don’t know an Eliot.
Action/Adventure (Lindsey & Warren)
“Who’s shooting at us?”
“How do I...? Just shoot back.”
Smut (Warren & Lindsey)
“She’s watching us.”
“Tell me it doesn’t turn you on.”
Crack!fic
“Wait a minute. She’s…?”
“I’m a real girl, Lindsey.”
