There's something seriously wrong with this picture

[cmk418]

Look, honey, it's about a hockey player.
(Who finds love and acceptance in the fashion world *headdesk*)

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i1af1ebdbd6481f8a0159564274164778


On that note, I'd better go back to writing my script.

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[trillingstar]

Avery told The Hollywood Reporter he's always been a fashionista. "I was always trying to be the best-dressed kid in school," he said. "But I'm still an athlete who likes to beat the crap out of people."

If that doesn't screech 'rom-com' at the top of its lungs, I don't know what does!


Awesome. *snort*

[cmk418]

LOL! It's so sad. Do-able. But sad.

Maybe they'll make it a gay film.

[michele659.livejournal.com]

You notice how he had to let it be known that he's still a guy who "likes to beat the crap out of people",lol.
I guess that was a code for him saying "i'm not gay!"
Actually, I agree with you. It could be a gay film! I'd probably like it if it was!

[cmk418]

No hockey player is gay. Nope. Nuh-uh.

But yeah, Mr. Avery might just be protesting a bit too much there.

And that script would be much better as a gay romantic comedy than a straight one where he has to convince the lady fashionista that he's straight by sending her two tickets to a Rangers/Devils game where he gets into two fights and scores the game-winning goal. 'Cause that's also a likely scenario.

In the script I just finished, there are two women as very minor characters (that we see) and seven men (most of who go through the script paired up), but not one of the men identifies as gay and there are no gay scenes. I figure I'll pray that a movie gets made of it and then let the fandom play with the slash (cause I'm a giver that way).