Rare Pairs Challenge Fic (Prompt 10)

The 1_million_words community is devoting the month to rare pairs (defined as pairs that are rare to the author).

What I have written is probably not a rare pair in the fandom, but it is a Dynamic Duo that I have never written before.

This is complete and utter crack!fic and abandons canon in the first sentence.

Written for the prompt - "We get caught together, we face death together, we do this every week."

( Boy Wonder )